Dylan's life, Friends, and Stories

gloriousmuser:

Now spinning #tameimpala #innerspeaker #3daystillthegig! #foxtheater #oakland #may29 #audiotechnica #lp60 #turntable #vampireweekend #mvotc #modernvampireofthecity

gloriousmuser:

Now spinning #tameimpala #innerspeaker #3daystillthegig! #foxtheater #oakland #may29 #audiotechnica #lp60 #turntable #vampireweekend #mvotc #modernvampireofthecity

neopiacentral:

I think I deserve fairly odd parents

(via minuet-of-forest)

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB


I laughed so hard I farted

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

(Source: snuggaymer, via pillory)

bm13:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools

(via murrmir)

potato-with-legs:

mew-squared:

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on

Yes

potato-with-legs:

mew-squared:

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on

Yes

(via fuckthe-what)

fuckyeahlaughters:

pyreclaws:
awwww-cute:
The cat’s in the bag
swiggity swag

fuckyeahlaughters:

pyreclaws:

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

swiggity swag