Dylan's life, Friends, and Stories

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via revire)

jabbernowle:

god gave us two hands for a reason

jabbernowle:

god gave us two hands for a reason

(Source: arcaneimages, via 1nd2rd3st)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(via gymclassdropout)